Meet Albaquerque the Turkey

7 yr old daughter: Mom! Come here! Can I tell you a secret?

Mom: Sure.

7 yr old daughter: Mom, this is Albaquerque Turkey. (shows tiny toy turkey) We got him at school. I made a house for him and I'm going to treat him like a princess.

Mom: Wow, that's nice.

7 yr old daughter: (whispers very quietly in Mom's ear) But I'm really going to fatten him up and cook him to a crisp for Thanksgiving dinner!