Saturday, December 22, 2007

Cookies for Santa

Making cookies with Owen & Ethan for Santa's arrival....

Mom- "Ethan grab the sugar, Owen can you get two sticks of butter?"
Owen starts to put on his coat
Mom- "Where are you going?"
Owen- "Outside to find two sticks for the butter"

Tis the Season

While Elfing a neighbor with my two boys, from a house that will be nameless....

"Oh S%?T we have been elfed"

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Literally Speaking

4 year old daughter: Where does Uncle Steve live?

Mom: Indiana.

4 year old: Who the heck is "Deanna" and just how big is she?

Sunday, December 9, 2007

Birds and the bees...needs work

At the dinner table while kids are telling silly stories...

5 year old son, waving his arms: Guys! Guys! I got a funny thing to say. When I was in my EGG, in mom's BELLY, I was NAKED!

All three kids crack up laughing.