Thursday, February 21, 2008

Young at heart, I guess

One snowy morning...

8 year old daughter: Wow. It's so cold out I'm going to stick my tongue on a pole.

[runs off]

Hubby, to wifey: I did that once.

Wifey, laughing: Really? That's too funny. What happened?

Hubby: The teacher had to come out and pour hot water on it.

Wifey, laughing harder: Oh my God. How old were you?

Hubby: Nineteen.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

They're on to us!

Bella, age 4, after finding little paper umbrella's in kitchen drawer: Lookee what I found!

Nate, age 6: Don't mess with those! Those are for Mommy's scrapbooking nights with Annette, Kris, & Donna.

Bella: You mean her drrrrrink parties, right?!!

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Always good advice

Mom, stressed: GO TO BED!!!

Daughter, age 7: Mommy. Come here. I want to tell you something. Come closer.

Mom: (Sighs) Yes, Juliana

Daughter: You need to calm down. Talk quietly. Count to ten. Take deep breaths.

Mom, taking a deep breath: Thanks.

Daughter: And keep brushing your teeth.