Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Not the brightest bulb on the string

Neighbors talking at AC's parent's new house while AC sorts the spices...

Kevin, after installing light fixture, while sorting box of lightbulbs: "So, you need to tell your Ma [blah blah] these lightbulbs...

Annette: "Uh huh, uh huh"

Kevin: "Yeah. She's gotta take them back, [blah blah]...

Annette: "Wait, are you telling me something that I'm supposed to tell her?

Kevin: "Yeah."

Annette: "Cuz I'm not listening!"

Kevin: [silence, stares]

Sunday, May 18, 2008

I think she's screening my calls...

Mom, hollering out of front door: Sophia! Time to come in! You need to take a shower!

8 yr old daughter, calling from side yard: Uh...Sophia can't come to the phone right now. Please leave a message after the beep.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Mother's Day Tea: Needs a Do-Over