Wednesday, August 29, 2007

The darndest things...

Visiting niece to her mommy: I can't wait to lose my front teeth so that my tongue can have some windows.

Monday, August 27, 2007

Tell it like it is...

Hubby on phone: O.k. I don't have time to talk to you right now. I'm a very important person. Buh bye.

Monday, August 13, 2007

If only it were true...

...after rhyming game in the car:

Juliana, age 6: What's Iraq?

Sophia, age 7: Oh...something my friend made up.

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Rock on!

Nathan and Evan are bickering in the backseat.
Mom: "Evan knock it off!"
Evan: "But Mom, Nathan says that every boy song, he made up and every girl song Bella made up."
Mom: So what?"
Evan: "He's mocking the rock star world!"

Mom's fresh, but not sharp

Dad: Sophia*, you didn't drink your Propel.

7 yr old Daughter, going on 13: [eyes rolling] When is mommy going to get it through her thick head that I don't like Propel?

Tolerance: what makes a marriage work

Wifey on cell: ...forgot to tell you, I filled the propane tank, it's in the back of my jeep. In this heat I'm worried the thing will explode and shear off my head!

Hubby: That would be awesome!