Wednesday, July 30, 2008


Hubby, to Wifey: *kiss* Have a good day at work honey. You need lipstick.

Monday, July 21, 2008


Riding in the car with noisy kids...

Mom, harassed: I'm driving home as fast as I can.

5yr old son: The car's going shinger fast!

7yr old daughter: Shinger? Is that a word?

8yr old daughter, eyes rolling: Sigh. Yes, it's a pirate word.

7yr old daughter: Shinger me timbers!

Monday, July 14, 2008

Twice a day

8 yr old daughter, to Dad: Daddy, what are you doing?
Dad: Brushing my teeth. With YOUR toothbrush. And then I'm going to use it on Chloe. Yeah, brush the dog's STINKY teeth.
8 yr old daughter, eyes rolling: Remind me to laugh next time.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Make no bones about it.

Hubby, to wifey: I'm an excellent salesman. I can sell firewood in Hell.