Must be taking lessons from Wiz

After boogying down at free Motor Booty Affair concert in the park:

5 year old: Mom, do you know why I was dancing that way?

Mom: Why????

5 year old: 'Cuz I didn't want anyone to see my real moves.

Awkward...

At a party...

Grownup: So what's your name?

5 yr old son: Vanson.

8 yr old daughter: He was named after leather.

After her bath, wearing nothing but a hooded towel and running back and forth in the hallway ...

4 yr old daughter: I'm Super Naked! I'm Super Naked!

Mwah!

Hubby, to Wifey: *kiss* Have a good day at work honey. You need lipstick.

Aaaaarrrrggggh!

Riding in the car with noisy kids...

Mom, harassed: I'm driving home as fast as I can.

5yr old son: The car's going shinger fast!

7yr old daughter: Shinger? Is that a word?

8yr old daughter, eyes rolling: Sigh. Yes, it's a pirate word.

7yr old daughter: Shinger me timbers!

Twice a day

8 yr old daughter, to Dad: Daddy, what are you doing?
Dad: Brushing my teeth. With YOUR toothbrush. And then I'm going to use it on Chloe. Yeah, brush the dog's STINKY teeth.
8 yr old daughter, eyes rolling: Remind me to laugh next time.

Make no bones about it.

Hubby, to wifey: I'm an excellent salesman. I can sell firewood in Hell.