Good thing I speak Boy Scout

Doorbell rings. Mom opens door...

Boy Scout: We left you...the can goods...paper.

Mom, thinking furiously: Right! Be right back.

(Returns with bag of cans for food drive)

Boy Scout: Uh...thanks.

Infiltration Complete

Cheerful 8 year old girl: Grandma, I've been in EVERY room of your house!

Grandma: Really?

8 year old girl: Yes. And I think I've touched every single one of your things!

A nice glass of ...

Son: Why do they call it OJ?

Me: Orange starts with O, Juice with J.

Son: why don't they call other juice BJ.

Me: that's hard to answer.

A Good Name for a Camel

Mother: So, I know you got to ride on a camel today at the carnival. If you had your own camel, what would you name it, do you think?

Five year old daughter: Hmmmm...

Mother: How about Cameron?

No.

Cammy?

No.

Camille?

No.

Camilla?

No.

Well, what would you name it?

Farty Face.

An affair to remember...

In the kitchen

Mom, reading ferry ticket out loud: One Adult fare...expires 8/18/09. Darn!

8 year old daughter: Oh Mommy! When's the fair?

Mom: What?

8 year old daughter: The Fair. The Adult Fair.

Mom: No, no, it's a ticket. The fare...it's how much it costs.

8 year old daughter, puzzled: Oh...o.k.

He gets me!

In the car on the way home from a weekend trip,
Audioslave followed by Foo Fighters on the radio.
Husband to wife: "Hey its a double shot of your boyfriends."
A wonderful example of a husband accepting his wife's rockstar
obsessions.

They don't have a dental plan, either

Hubby calling wifey from the break room...

Wifey: Are you coming with us to the party or are you going to work?

Hubby: Yeah, don't you remember? I'm playing H-O-O-K-Y.