Oooh SHINY!

4 yr old son: mom, mom, Mom, MOM!

Mom, working on computer: What? What is it? I'm right here.

4 yr old son: I need you! Outside. Right. Now.

Mom: I can't come out right now. Where's Dad?

4 yr old son: I'm building this really cool fing, and....what's that?

Mom: That's your new pirate ship. From Kris.

4 yr old son: [silence] (starts playing with new toy, doesn't say another word.)