The "EVINZ" show their gang sign

4 yr old son (out of the blue): Daddy, you're on my Hit Wist.

Dad: Your Hit List, huh? What does that mean?

4 yr old son: Means I won't hit you.

Dad: Well could you add the rest of the family to your "Hit List?"

4 yr old son: No. They are all too STINKY to be on my Hit Wist.