Mission Impossible

Mom with 6 and 7 year old sons in party store to get a Webkinz for another child for his birthday:

Mom: "Which one would your friend like?"

7 year old to 6 year old (in too loud whisper) : "Plan A has started."

Mom: "What's Plan A?"

7 year old: "I'm not telling you."

Mom: "If Plan A is the plan where you get yourself a Webkinz, you can forget it."

Pouting children and Mom proceed to register to pay for 1 Webkinz.

In Car:

6 year old: "There was a Plan B and a Plan C also..."

Meet Albaquerque the Turkey

7 yr old daughter: Mom! Come here! Can I tell you a secret?

Mom: Sure.

7 yr old daughter: Mom, this is Albaquerque Turkey. (shows tiny toy turkey) We got him at school. I made a house for him and I'm going to treat him like a princess.

Mom: Wow, that's nice.

7 yr old daughter: (whispers very quietly in Mom's ear) But I'm really going to fatten him up and cook him to a crisp for Thanksgiving dinner!

The "EVINZ" show their gang sign

4 yr old son (out of the blue): Daddy, you're on my Hit Wist.

Dad: Your Hit List, huh? What does that mean?

4 yr old son: Means I won't hit you.

Dad: Well could you add the rest of the family to your "Hit List?"

4 yr old son: No. They are all too STINKY to be on my Hit Wist.

Feelin' the love

Late Sunday afternoon, while watching football...

Couch potato wifey: Ugh, I'm going for a swim tomorrow until I drown.

Hubby: SAAH-WEET!

Oooh SHINY!

4 yr old son: mom, mom, Mom, MOM!

Mom, working on computer: What? What is it? I'm right here.

4 yr old son: I need you! Outside. Right. Now.

Mom: I can't come out right now. Where's Dad?

4 yr old son: I'm building this really cool fing, and....what's that?

Mom: That's your new pirate ship. From Kris.

4 yr old son: [silence] (starts playing with new toy, doesn't say another word.)