Teacher in the Garden

In the Garden with my kids and some neighborhood kids:

Neighbor Mom to 5 year old girl: "Get me the radish seeds please."

5 year old girl: " Are these the radish seeds?"

Neighbor Mom: " 'er,er,er' what does radish start with?"

Son of Neighbor Mom: "She is part teacher ya know."

Well, are the 1970s the Victorian era?

Five year old daughter getting ready for soccer practice: Mommy, when you were a kid did you play soccer?
Mother: No, when I was a kid soccer wasn't as popular as it is now.
Five year old: When you were a kid, was it the Victorian era?*


*Her brother has been studying the Victorian era in school.

will you be mime

Valentine from a first grader:
love Will I horp you are well
will you be mime
you are special Mom
to Mom from will OOOXXXXX I love you

Dollar bill y'all

Hubby to wifey, on the cell: We done talking here? I gotta call some important people. Make some money.

Oooh...SHINY!

9 Year old daughter: I wish we were millionaires. Then our house would be solid CHROME!

I know I'll pay for this when he's older...

6 year old son: Mom. I have great news. I'm trying not to pick my nose.

Mom: That IS great!

For fans of Hannibal Lecter

7 year old brother, 9 year old brother and mom heading out to the store.
9 year old brother taking WAY too long putting on his boots.

7 year old to 9 year old: "Tick Tock Clarice."