will you be mime

Valentine from a first grader:
love Will I horp you are well
will you be mime
you are special Mom
to Mom from will OOOXXXXX I love you

Dollar bill y'all

Hubby to wifey, on the cell: We done talking here? I gotta call some important people. Make some money.

Oooh...SHINY!

9 Year old daughter: I wish we were millionaires. Then our house would be solid CHROME!

I know I'll pay for this when he's older...

6 year old son: Mom. I have great news. I'm trying not to pick my nose.

Mom: That IS great!

For fans of Hannibal Lecter

7 year old brother, 9 year old brother and mom heading out to the store.
9 year old brother taking WAY too long putting on his boots.

7 year old to 9 year old: "Tick Tock Clarice."

Chores!

In the car...

Dad, lecturing: And no more free allowance! From now on you're going to do chores to get your allowance. Work around the house. Like cleaning your room and doing the dishes.

7 year old daughter: I'll do the dishes!

8 year old daughter, bored: I'll vacuum...

6 year old son: And I'll plunge the TOILETS!

Christmas Memories...

Hubby and Wifey, discussing gift purchases for the kids

Hubby: No. If we're gonna get him tools, they gotta be the real thing. I remember the best Christmas ever, was when my parents gave me a set of real tools. Yeah. Then I hit my brother in the head with the hammer, and they took it away from me for like six months.