What's our number?

7 yr old: Mom have we sold our house yet?
Mom: No, but someone stopped yesterday to take our phone number.
7 yr old: That's not nice, do we need to get another phone number?

THAT'S a new one!

Late night in mom and dad's room, having a chat...

8 year old daughter, waving her hand in front of her nose: EWWW!

Mom: What?

8 year old: Dad 'busted a grumpy'...

Mom: What?! Oh my god.

(cracks up laughing)

Dad: What does that mean? No I didn't!

Cookies for Santa

Making cookies with Owen & Ethan for Santa's arrival....

Mom- "Ethan grab the sugar, Owen can you get two sticks of butter?"
Owen starts to put on his coat
Mom- "Where are you going?"
Owen- "Outside to find two sticks for the butter"

Tis the Season

While Elfing a neighbor with my two boys, from a house that will be nameless....

"Oh S%?T we have been elfed"

Literally Speaking

4 year old daughter: Where does Uncle Steve live?

Mom: Indiana.

4 year old: Who the heck is "Deanna" and just how big is she?

Birds and the bees...needs work

At the dinner table while kids are telling silly stories...

5 year old son, waving his arms: Guys! Guys! I got a funny thing to say. When I was in my EGG, in mom's BELLY, I was NAKED!

All three kids crack up laughing.

Mission Impossible

Mom with 6 and 7 year old sons in party store to get a Webkinz for another child for his birthday:

Mom: "Which one would your friend like?"

7 year old to 6 year old (in too loud whisper) : "Plan A has started."

Mom: "What's Plan A?"

7 year old: "I'm not telling you."

Mom: "If Plan A is the plan where you get yourself a Webkinz, you can forget it."

Pouting children and Mom proceed to register to pay for 1 Webkinz.

In Car:

6 year old: "There was a Plan B and a Plan C also..."