Sup?

Five year old daughter: Mommy, when that kid said "'sup?", what did that mean?

Mom: It's a short way of saying "What's up?".

Eight year old son (in a teacherly way): And it's not proper English to say "What's up?" either. You are supposed to say "What's happening?".

Mom gets no slack

In the car...

Mom, singing softly to self: "I will go down with this ship..."

7 year old daughter: Mom? Are you singing?

Mom: Nope.

Mom, singing even more quietly: "I won't put my hands up in surrender..."

7 year old daughter: Mo-om! I can see you! Your lips are moving! No singing!

Mom: O.k.! O.k.!

Houston, we have a problem

Seven year old daughter trying on shoes: Mom, are these your new sandals? They're hot. Can you get me a pair?

Should we be more specific? Nah.

Seven year old daughter to dad: Dad, were you there when mom pooped me out?

Dad, after a long pause: yeah, I was there.

There's no place like home

6 year old boy, while visiting cousins: Auntie, your house is making me haunted-er.

Good Shepherds need not apply

In church while congregation kneels in prayer...

Male parishioner, standing defiantly, to wife: It says right here, "the congregation may stand or kneel." I'm standing. They're like sheep! Sheeple!

I'm Outta Here!

During the sermon...

3 year old parishioner marching past long winded priest: I'm going outside!