Doorbell rings. Mom opens door...
Boy Scout: We left you...the can goods...paper.
Mom, thinking furiously: Right! Be right back.
(Returns with bag of cans for food drive)
Boy Scout: Uh...thanks.
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Good thing I speak Boy Scout
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Infiltration Complete
Cheerful 8 year old girl: Grandma, I've been in EVERY room of your house!
Grandma: Really?
8 year old girl: Yes. And I think I've touched every single one of your things!
Monday, November 23, 2009
A nice glass of ...
Son: Why do they call it OJ?
Me: Orange starts with O, Juice with J.
Son: why don't they call other juice BJ.
Me: that's hard to answer.
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