Must be taking lessons from Wiz

After boogying down at free Motor Booty Affair concert in the park:

5 year old: Mom, do you know why I was dancing that way?

Mom: Why????

5 year old: 'Cuz I didn't want anyone to see my real moves.

Awkward...

At a party...

Grownup: So what's your name?

5 yr old son: Vanson.

8 yr old daughter: He was named after leather.

After her bath, wearing nothing but a hooded towel and running back and forth in the hallway ...

4 yr old daughter: I'm Super Naked! I'm Super Naked!